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I don't know who this Paco guy is, bit the animation and drawings in this game run smoothly and all is well. Nice job! don't expect too many points for originality though. The ghosts, though... it wouldn't hurt if they were different as well. And the background image for the game over screen is a little boring.
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I like boobs more than the song itself. But the video was hillarious!
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Some variety and leveling up factors might increase replay value...
Include more varieties of activieties, like "play Dance Dance Revolution," to which you have a few different arrows to press. Also, a background change would be nice. Then, go to another activity like "moe the neighbor's lawn," to which you click on the lawnmower and then walk around the lawn (again, in a randomn pattern of arrow keys). Then get paid, and the more sucessful you are, the more you get paid, and the more you get paid, the more laid back and simultaneously effective you become, or something.
Then after a few rounds, end the level and go to another area with different types of activieties.
Author's Response:
thanks man, I had several more ideas, but I didn't have the time to fit them in. maybe next time?
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"Funny! But those lips are not very sexy."
Hahaha! It was hillarious! That's too good to be used for the film It would have been distracting... a show in itself!
But yeah, those lips don't look like lips, and that's even more of a distraction.
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"Mediocre at best [and very asinine]"
The way that Steve Irwin died was ironic. Your flash, while very poorly made, captures that irony perfectly. Props on not being affraid of the ugly truth.
Still... some more eye candy would be appreciated.
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Just a piece of the real world transformed into Flash. I reall enjoy your no-bullshit approach to story-telling!
Oh yeah... nice flashwork!
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It was a little cheesy, though. I mean... it sometimes went over the top with the drama to the point where it lost its effectiveness. The perennial sense of urgency running through all five episodes is strongest in this last one, and it just gets tiring to be worried all the time.
More sound effects and less emphasis on über-dramatic music would suit a series like this very well.
Come on, Crow! Besides your strong flair for passionate, thought-provoking artistic statements, you have a sense of humor... don't you?
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One more chorus or something would have been nice...
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"It's lacking in user-friendliness"
See... if you don't plan on making a movie, just a link to an mp3, then tell us about it specifically rather than leaving us guessing. That's the polite thing to do.
Ok, so now that we have established that it's not an actual movie... does what we get prove pleasant for Ozzy fans? Sort of... but we do have to deal with some silly things...
The colorful "Enter" button at the beginning had a small detection area, resulting in clicks around the text that got me nowhere. Then the arrow buttons were even smaller, plus the light color of their text was difficult to read against the white background. By then all I want is to get the song already, but it ain't happening after, like, twenty clicks.
the white background was pretty boring, and Ozzy's last name was spelled wrong. The animated text was also boring, and the division of Ozzy's image into two separate images showed promise at first but then stopped and left me scratching my head.
At least the sound was ok...
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Ridiculous and slightly obnoxious, but certainly worth a watch if you're in for a good laugh on subjects of violence.
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